sylvanburningcenter:

is the joke that it looks like a penis or

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

rochejii:

I DREW A WEEPINDASH TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

cookiebootyart:

something i did while the internet was out !
you’d think id do homework but no hehahhauha

eurovisionthongcontest:

Yeah you reblogged, liked and commented on my post but you didn’t email it wtf

wise-misfit:

going to a convention for the first time ever

pscs5:

stereksextape:

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.

1. Open your picture.
2. Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)
3. Overlay that shit 50%
4. Flatten image (Ctrl+E)
5. Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)
6. Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)
7. Invert (Ctrl+I)
8. Gaussian Blur it to 40
9. Now overlay that B&W Blurred image
10. Duplicate and sharpen if necessary
11. AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

why am i laughing so hard at this

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

finechester:

I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all

‘hello my children what happened wh—’

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

that-jolly-tardis-sound:

in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

On tumblr, we don’t say “I love you”, we say”frbwiwowfrhtufhbfkapwsjfbhguirchediqapxbhgtur” which means “can I touch your butt?” And I think that’s beautiful.